Build a Bear

So i was remembering from when i was ten is that too old to go to build a bear? that i went to build a bear. I looked it up and i really want to explain the process for ya guys :)


1) Fist you choose your stuffed "friend" when they are all unborn and empty with no internal organs ......... from the big piles of fluffy empty sacks. I chose a bunny with wire ears!












2)You can choose a sound to install in your "friend". When i went, i installed a record your own voice one. I remember going into the bathroom with this tired lazy who looked like she reaaaly did not want to stand around while some stupid kid messes up and has to keep re-doing the sound record. Because i was the most creative child in the world, can you detect my sarcasm? i chose to say "My ears move." the lady was probobly like "seriously kid? my ears move? stupiiid." so of coarse it took me about half an hour to do that until we finally finished.

3) Now you get to stuff your "friend". You have to find an employee and tell them if you want it to be "Soft and Cuddly" or "Hard and Firm" insert sexual joke here. or "Somewhere in Between." If i remember correctly, i think i chose "Soft and Cuddly." Nice going child Maya!

4)Now you put a heart in your bear. i can just hear all the cute "awwwwwwhhhhh"s and "ohhh adorrrraaaableeee!!!" You rub it on a body part to have it have a certain trait. insert sexual joke here. I have no idea where i rubbed it...

5) I do not understand the point of this step. You give it a fake bath and use some air tube to blow air on the bear. I remember taking a very long time on this station because i was obsessed with grooming things.

6)Next you choose an outfit for your "friend" There is a huge selection!! i remember picking out a lot of different clothes but finally choosing a tinker bell costume... and i was ten. 

7)Add some accessories! My "friend" had a blue backpack and a purple bow on her ear, because that totally matches the tinker bell costume saaarrrcaaasssmmm! 

8) Now you make a birth cirtificate for your "furry friend". I think i named my rabbit Earsmove. Wow. 

So that is the whole build a bear process and i hope you enjoyed this longggg blog :) Earsmove the rabbit in a tinker bell costume with a blue backpack and a pink bow says "My ears move" to you!

I love you all! Thanks sosososo much for reading!

xoxo Maya