Potter, Pigs, and Woebegone (Puppies too!!)

OMIGOODDD!!! GEUSS FREAKIN WHAT?????? 


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I GOT ANOTHER PILLOW PET!!!!! ummm....


yes, i know, i am a super cool stud muffin, but i just needed to update this blog because i haven't in sooo long! I am sorry loyal followers that have been nagging me to post on this blog! yeah... like anyone would actually take the time to do that... but yeah... my pillow pet is a pig and his name is ronald because i just re-read the Harry Potter books before i watched the last movie. cry cry :( Yes i am very woebegone about this situation. How can it be the LAST Harry Potter?? 


I just realized that woebegone is a very strange word... its basically woe be gone which makes no sense since the word means sad or miserable, woeful. If the woe is gone, why does it mean woeful?? I don't know. life has many strange qualities! chortle chortle! 


So guess what amazing news there is!! 


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I'M GeTTING A PUPPY!!!


yes an adorable little shmoosh of love! Its a golden retriever and i'm getting him/her on August 6th!! COMMENT BELLLOW for names! Both male and female because we don't know which one yet!! I'm SO excited!! 




Love you all!!!! REMEMBER TO COMMENT!!


Ronald says "Bye!!"


(i'd enter a pic but my computer wont post it :p)


LOVE yoooouuu!!


xxxooxoxoxxoxoxoxoxox Mayalou :)

NYC

Hey! So this post is going on both of my blogs because i feel like it :) check out my other blog: http://lovememayamaya.blogspot.com/


Thanks <3 


so I'm going to NYC this weekend because i want to go on a shopping spree and it was my birthday on May 4th :) In the comments below please suggest good inexpensive stores near SoHo <3
I'm definitely going to go to the M&M store in Times square :) CANNOT WAAIT!! I'm gonna gain 200,000 pounds



I love you all and please publicly follow my blog! 


xoxo Maya 

3 Things That Annoy Me Slightly

1) Toenail Clippings
If you have ever walked into your friends bathroom to be greeted by all the little toenail clippings staring up at you saying "HEYY LOOK AT HOW GROSS YOUR FRIEND IS!" Or even worse, have you walked into their bedroom say on their bed and felt the clippings sticking into your ass. If you have, you know how gross it is. Throw them into a fricken' trash can for gods sake! 



2) People With Lisps
"Hey my name ith Thamuel Thmith i love to thing in talent competitionth..." no. Just no. I'm sorry, but can you please learn to talk? I mean if they have a condition than its ok or if they are a little kid, but if they are a regular person with a lisp, it annoys me. Probobly because of the lady who gave me an awful haircut had a lisp. The worst is when they try to say "show". They spit all over you like "Hhhhhthhhththththhhhhow." Ugh.

3) Turtlenecks
I HATE turtlenecks soooo much. I have no idea why. Well maybe because they are ugly, itchy, knitted, ugly, annoying, ugly, and did i say ugly? Just wear a scarf people!!





What three things gross you out?
(I'm not saying you can't clip your toenails on the floor or have a lisp or wear a turtle neck, i'm not judging you i promice :))
Tell me in the comments below or make a blog post and tell me to follow!


xoxo Maya

Build a Bear

So i was remembering from when i was ten is that too old to go to build a bear? that i went to build a bear. I looked it up and i really want to explain the process for ya guys :)


1) Fist you choose your stuffed "friend" when they are all unborn and empty with no internal organs ......... from the big piles of fluffy empty sacks. I chose a bunny with wire ears!












2)You can choose a sound to install in your "friend". When i went, i installed a record your own voice one. I remember going into the bathroom with this tired lazy who looked like she reaaaly did not want to stand around while some stupid kid messes up and has to keep re-doing the sound record. Because i was the most creative child in the world, can you detect my sarcasm? i chose to say "My ears move." the lady was probobly like "seriously kid? my ears move? stupiiid." so of coarse it took me about half an hour to do that until we finally finished.

3) Now you get to stuff your "friend". You have to find an employee and tell them if you want it to be "Soft and Cuddly" or "Hard and Firm" insert sexual joke here. or "Somewhere in Between." If i remember correctly, i think i chose "Soft and Cuddly." Nice going child Maya!

4)Now you put a heart in your bear. i can just hear all the cute "awwwwwwhhhhh"s and "ohhh adorrrraaaableeee!!!" You rub it on a body part to have it have a certain trait. insert sexual joke here. I have no idea where i rubbed it...

5) I do not understand the point of this step. You give it a fake bath and use some air tube to blow air on the bear. I remember taking a very long time on this station because i was obsessed with grooming things.

6)Next you choose an outfit for your "friend" There is a huge selection!! i remember picking out a lot of different clothes but finally choosing a tinker bell costume... and i was ten. 

7)Add some accessories! My "friend" had a blue backpack and a purple bow on her ear, because that totally matches the tinker bell costume saaarrrcaaasssmmm! 

8) Now you make a birth cirtificate for your "furry friend". I think i named my rabbit Earsmove. Wow. 

So that is the whole build a bear process and i hope you enjoyed this longggg blog :) Earsmove the rabbit in a tinker bell costume with a blue backpack and a pink bow says "My ears move" to you!

I love you all! Thanks sosososo much for reading!

xoxo Maya